Pickle family portrait (Taken with instagram)
Second trimester was dominated, now it’s time for THE THIRD TRIMESTER!!!!!!!
Why does writing this show have to be so damn difficult?!
Today started out a lot more promising
Friend: At least it’s not like the squirrels that one summer, right, James?
James: haha Yeah!
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Me: When is our anniversary?
James: February…twenty…fir-
Me: Nope.
Kristen Wiig falling over during SNL rehearsals.
I reblogged this for two reasons:
1. It’s funny
2. I have the same shirt that Maya’s wearing.
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At Work Phone Calls
- Noon.
- phone rings.
- Me: Good afternoon, _______, how can I help you?
- Guy: Yes, I'd like to speak with Dana.
- Me: She just stepped out to lunch, would you like to leave her a voicemail?
- Guy: But I have a complaint and I want to talk to her.
- Me: Well, sir, like I said, she's not in her office right now, but if you leave her a voicemail, she'll return your call.
- Guy: (heavy sigh) She's at lunch? She'll call me back? I mean, I've called her three times and she always says she'll call me back, but she never does. When does she get back from lunch?
- Me: She'll be back in her office around 1:30.
- Guy: I'll call back then.
- I'm sorry, but what do you want me to do? She's not in her office, but you want to talk to her...you want me to go chase her down? Because I'm not going to do that. Sorry, your majesty.
Amy Poehler posters at the Georgia Capitol rally for women!
Besting thing EVER!
This is important.
Bill Hader’s SNL Audition
Hilarious, and just a peek into a performer’s neurosis.
Ah, you’ve just gotta love a little elevator scorpion dancing.
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