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I love these so much.

I love these so much.

(Source: megpark)

How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

Skippy Learns Languages

I’m learning some languages, because I don’t have enough shit to do in my day. 

:sarcasm:

:but yeah, I really am trying to do some language stuff.:

Baby girl’s birthday today, so we hit up the splash pad!

Baby girl’s birthday today, so we hit up the splash pad!

Gone are the days of watching watermelons get blown up.

Gone are the days of watching watermelons get blown up.

bikinipowerbottom:

xxartpopxx:

get him to gaga

get him to a church

You mean, to make church better, right?

(via thesheertruth)

In every single improv troupe I’ve been apart of, I have suggested the same name for the troupe. It constantly got either looked over or just not acknowledged at all. I’m down with that; I just have to suggest it every time. 

Started a new troupe and had our first hang out/rehearsal. Obviously, I had to suggest my troupe name and told them that I just have to always suggest this name. 

THEY LIKED IT. IT’S OFFICIALLY A CONTENDER NOW!

I’m just really excited about that.